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Ibby's avatar

I’m buying Jeff Tiedrich’s take on the Dana White ”appointment.” (See below.) You guys?

“A friend whom I will credit when he gives me permission offers the following conjecture about the insane public attempt to hire UFC dude Dana White as WH Press Secretary:

“I think the real story is that someone suggested a woman named Dana White (who has publicist credentials via Fox and Heritage) and Trump misunderstood.”

Her bio is below, also via my friend. I think he may be right.

That’s got to be it, right?

It turns out there are two Dana Whites. One of them is a trained media professional who has already held a press position within the federal government.

The other arranges human cockfights for money.

You just know that someone in the White House said to Donny, ‘hey, why don’t we hire Dana White as PressSec’ — and the stupid fuck’s rotting brain got confused and dredged up the wrong one.

It happened because Dana White the UFC honcho is a crony of Donny’s. He helped arrange that godawful cage match on the White House lawn.

That’s why, when someone said ‘hey, let’s hire Dana White,’ Donny got it wrong.

And now, we’re all expected to pretend that Dear Leader meant to do that.”

Charles Kaiser's avatar

Sounds right to me!

Ready for more?